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I got Rick-Rolled in CVS

Posted 2 days ago

Walking through the store and I got blasted by our good friend Rick Astley. This song is timeless. Rick's dancing even more so.

Lol!

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A Dog's Journal vs. A Cat's Journal

Posted 14 days ago

This had me laughing so much. It's so true and I don't even own a cat. Someone get me a Scottish Fold! However, I think I could settle for a Corgi.

Entries in a dog's journal:
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 PM - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
1:30 PM - ooooooo. bath. bummer.
4:00 PM - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

Entries in a cat's journal:
DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant.

DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.

DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan.

DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time, however, it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid? My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.

DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait; it is only a matter of time......

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I've Discovered Something Amazing!

Posted 27 days ago

via youtube.com

No words, only lolz!

Filed under  //  bubbles   lol   shampoo   video   youtube  
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Dead Fly Art

Posted 1 month ago

Stumbled upon this and thought it was really cool, albeit weird. Someone (missing original author) decided to collect the bodies of dead house flies and give them legs, literally. Some of these are pretty funny and creative. It goes to show you that nearly anything can be art.

                 

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Cats can't live on lasagna!

Posted 1 month ago

via explosm.net

One of my daily reads is the widely popular and extremely vicious Cyanide and Happiness from Explosm. All of the comics are usually great but this one had me chuckle. Figured I would share, especially since my brother loves Garfield.

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Post Secret on Twitter, You're Doing it Wrong (NSFW)

Posted 2 months ago

Lol while I was surfing the hashtags and trends on Twitter I ran into these gems. Seriously? I guess some people like to share everything.

   

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Warcraft Chamber

Posted 5 months ago

LOL city! Thanks to Jay Reason for finding this gem (original). Thanks to Coal Chamber for some of the best worst music ever! Big thanks to @EvilLittleClown for bringing the Nu-Metal memories to Twitter!

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